1 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:45,848 Bugger. 2 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,518 Oh, sorry dear. 3 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,516 Here, Timothy. 4 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:52,150 Tim. 5 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,479 You know I don't like being called Timothy. 6 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:56,480 Sorry Timmy. 7 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,402 Tim. 8 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,321 Just roll the dice, Tim. 9 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,869 I'm FaceTiming Katrina in a bit. 10 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,455 I don't even like this game. 11 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,165 What? 12 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:10,794 What? 13 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:19,220 Ooh well done, Tim. You got a Bing Bong. 14 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:20,712 No, not yet he hasn't. 15 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:22,177 What's that then? 16 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:23,637 No that's not a Bing Bong. 17 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,800 He hasn't said the word. 18 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,473 - Said what? - Bing Bong. 19 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,563 Timmy, you have to say the words... 20 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:30,856 it's in the rules. 21 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:32,770 Son! 22 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:42,367 Bing Bong. 23 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,577 Oh, you're so fast. 24 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,954 Well done Timmy, well done. 25 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,374 - Tim. - Yes, well done. 26 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,874 This is so far beyond boring. 27 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:57,466 So, is that it? 28 00:02:59,763 --> 00:03:02,380 Sorry darling? I er... I'm not quite sure. 29 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,428 The game George, is that it for the game? 30 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:07,968 Clockwise now. 31 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,581 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 32 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:34,665 You have one minute precisely. 33 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,665 Lateness is not tolerated here. 34 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:39,834 Sorry. I'm coming. 35 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:41,630 Now! 36 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:54,147 What are my knickers... 37 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:57,567 and this doing in his bedroom? 38 00:03:58,864 --> 00:03:59,979 Oh, Tim. 39 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,450 I didn't put them there. 40 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:07,240 Well they were under your bed. 41 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:14,126 Mum. 42 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:15,786 Honest. 43 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,708 It's a misunderstanding. 44 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:18,706 Really. 45 00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,626 Well there must have been another misunderstanding recently. 46 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,795 They're still sticky. 47 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,302 He's been having a wan— 48 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:28,925 Kim. Sandra. Tim. 49 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:31,139 I think we need to talk. 50 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,140 Tim. Did you take something out of Kim's bedroom? 51 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:39,397 - No. - Liar. I know what you've been doing. 52 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,817 What? What have I been doing? What? 53 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:45,904 You really think that I crept into your bedroom while you was fast asleep, 54 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:48,903 sprayed perfume on your knickers and then whacked one off into them? 55 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,200 Really? You're mental. 56 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,869 Totally mental. 57 00:05:10,018 --> 00:05:13,261 I think maybe Timmy, you should go upstairs to your room. 58 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:15,771 No. I'm eighteen. 59 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,597 You can't just send me to my room. 60 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,653 Everybody, hands in the air 61 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,272 or some get very hurt. 62 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:26,569 Everybody do now, or someone get this. 63 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:27,611 Do what they ask! 64 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,746 Tim! Oh please don't hurt him! 65 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,491 Get down bitch woman. Everybody on the floor. 66 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:39,079 I am Burt Reynolds. This is... 67 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,664 I'm er not. I am Barry. 68 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,801 So... you are probably wondering why, yes? 69 00:05:45,804 --> 00:05:48,296 Why is Burt and Barry coming into my house? 70 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:50,638 Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo. 71 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:53,050 You, up. Let's go. 72 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:17,366 You. Mr Big Man. 73 00:06:17,919 --> 00:06:19,501 You are Big Man, Yes? 74 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:21,211 Biggest man. 75 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,794 I want something. Very valuable to me. 76 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,926 - Our jewellery is upstairs. - Shut up! You cow bitch. 77 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:32,177 - Your Big Man. You love him? - Yes. 78 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:35,009 You love him if I blow big hole through here? 79 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,223 Or... through here? 80 00:06:37,689 --> 00:06:39,521 - Or through here? - Hey! 81 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:42,475 This gun make very big hole. 82 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,850 Bigger hole than Vlad's. 83 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:46,904 - You bastard! - What? It is. 84 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:51,241 Oh, sorry, sorry. I mean to say Barry. 85 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,406 Vlad is someone else. I knew... once. 86 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,533 What my partner is trying to say, 87 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,618 and he struggle, because he backward 88 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,207 so it's not his fault. 89 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,580 We want something. Okay? 90 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,128 And you are going to help get it for us. 91 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:07,416 You do as we say. And he lives. 92 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,794 And you get to play your... 93 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:13,596 - Dimitry! - What? 94 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,387 They have Bing Bong. 95 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:21,518 We talk. You, me. After this. Long talk. 96 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:25,275 - Please... - You have nothing to say, Mr Big Man. 97 00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:29,363 We do talking. Now, we all calm? 98 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:54,551 Ladies, as you know, the highest quality service 99 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:58,642 is expected from you for the duration of our contract. 100 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:03,480 Your allotted patients expect the real thing. 101 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:09,612 No smirking, laughing or mockery of any kind is tolerated. 102 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:14,525 AS soon as we enter this room you are nursey... 103 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:18,196 to some of the most influential men on the planet. 104 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:21,831 Discretion is of priority, and as such... 105 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,286 no one should have been informed of your whereabouts... 106 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:28,834 and alibi's should have been fabricated and expressed. 107 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,460 Should you not have relayed your cover story regarding... 108 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:36,509 your whereabouts. Please speak now. 109 00:08:38,768 --> 00:08:40,634 We have errand for you. 110 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:42,227 Yes. Fool's errand. 111 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,561 Quiet Vlad! 112 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:45,355 Barry. 113 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:50,770 Barry will give you directions and key. 114 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:54,823 It is big house. You will get in easy. 115 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,654 If you are careful. 116 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:59,199 You have diagram of house, and how to get in. 117 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,200 Key will open door. 118 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,703 Nice drawing show you which room go to. 119 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:08,963 In room there is box. It has label "Administration B" on top of box. 120 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:13,380 This is what you want. You bring it back and give to us. 121 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,090 We leave, we don't kill Big Man. 122 00:09:16,347 --> 00:09:19,806 Everybody play Bing Bong. Everybody happy. 123 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,183 What if we... What if we get caught? 124 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:34,655 What you think will happen big tough girly boy? He will die. 125 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,406 Then we come for you. 126 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:38,984 Why us? 127 00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,528 Why not? 128 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:45,829 So. We all clear on what we do? 129 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,744 You have three hours to bring us what we want. 130 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:50,245 After that... 131 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:54,958 Daddy go to sleep. 132 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,221 Come back soon. 133 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,642 Don't be bastard. 134 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,911 We have made big mistake, Vladimir. 135 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,011 What we gonna do? 136 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:43,014 We should do what they say. And get back for your dad. 137 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,930 Which way on the map, Tim? 138 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:48,804 Tim! 139 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:50,973 Erm. 140 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,233 Left. 141 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,315 Not yet. 142 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,615 We should stop and tell someone. 143 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:03,869 Yeah. It's left in a bit. 144 00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:18,132 Can we agree the terms have been fulfilled, 145 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,130 and the forms filled? 146 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:21,882 Yes. 147 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,006 Excellent. 148 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:29,853 The guests will soil themselves. They will need changing frequently. 149 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,724 They will require feeds, they will have tantrums. 150 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:38,104 You will handle all of these matters precisely, as you would an infant. 151 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:42,692 Should any problems arise, and you cannot locate me 152 00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:46,745 Clinton here, will address the situation. 153 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:55,580 She is deputy in command and should be served the appropriate respect. 154 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:00,383 Ok dear? 155 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,211 Follow me! 156 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,066 Oh splendid, Margaret. 157 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,152 You've excelled yourself this time. 158 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,402 Outstanding, wouldn't you say gentlemen? 159 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,119 [mumbled agreement] 160 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,741 - Where's the cream cracker? - Good point. 161 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,493 Margaret, is she working tonight? 162 00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:37,462 - Clinton? She was here a minute ago. - Yes, Miss. 163 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,173 Will you stop doing that? 164 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,093 To your chair, please. 165 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:48,007 So, without further ado. Gentlemen, take your seats. 166 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,842 Most certainly will. 167 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,226 Yes, put that on. 168 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:59,735 And Tony. No mess this time please. That room is still cordoned off. 169 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,065 Peggy. 170 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,547 I stated it very clearly, Vlad. Just take Tim. 171 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,754 Mr Big Man. 172 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,551 The message you send me, said all of them. 173 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,060 It never said Tim. Who the hell "Tim"? 174 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:38,265 I'm getting weary of this Vlad. Here, I'll prove it. 175 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,100 Right. 176 00:13:41,612 --> 00:13:46,197 Make sure when you get here you send them. Only them. 177 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,191 Oh dear. 178 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,038 Predictive pissing text! 179 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,164 It was supposed to say only Tim. 180 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,042 Oh fuck! 181 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,259 Slow down a bit. 182 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,050 We only have so much time, Tim. I have to drive fast. 183 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:16,182 Are you okay back there, Kim? It'll be alright. 184 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,559 Is that a... a police car? 185 00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:26,906 If you're thinking of doing what I think you are... please don't. 186 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:49,170 Mum, if you tell the police, George is gonna die. 187 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:50,970 Shit. 188 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:52,930 Okay. 189 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,966 Plan B. 190 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,644 Let's see if the old magic's still there. 191 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:01,852 Hello officer. 192 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:06,148 I'm so sorry, my feet slipped on the pedals. 193 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,397 Can I see your driving license please? 194 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,607 Am I in trouble? 195 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,859 License please, if you will. 196 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:17,698 Oh. You're right. I'll just get it for you. 197 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,504 Just a deep breath into this if you will please. 198 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,007 Stop. 199 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,267 We're screwed. 200 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,643 We're not screwed. 201 00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:45,521 - Okay. We're fucked. - Kim. 202 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,237 - Look. I'll fix this. - You can't fix this. 203 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,571 Kim, I'll fix this. 204 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:55,076 Just... please, give me a bit of credence here, okay? 205 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,576 Just need to think. 206 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,417 Think! Think! Think! Think! 207 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,298 This is what I have been trying to tell. We do what you say. 208 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,514 We are professional. 209 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,848 Highly skilled. 210 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,092 No mistake. 211 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,644 Christ. Where are they now? 212 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:25,061 Where you think? On way to Manor House on paper. 213 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:29,945 God! This is their fault. It's not mine. 214 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,321 You can put that down. 215 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,742 This? Give me cigarette Vlad. 216 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,615 No. You don't even smoke. 217 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,910 Fine. Vladimir, show him what I talk about. 218 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,787 You think I would put loaded gun in your face? 219 00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,668 Is cigarette lighter. 220 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,883 No no no no no. 221 00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:57,298 Fine. Light cigarette. 222 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,219 Is good imitation, yes? 223 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:52,022 Phone number? 224 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:53,978 It's a fine, ma'm. 225 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,399 And you're lucky I don't arrest you for dangerous driving. 226 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,785 And as for your attempts at perverting the course of justice well, 227 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,371 I won't mention those, because they were quite frankly shameful. 228 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:07,287 I suggest you go home, and you take stock of yourself and your family. 229 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,287 Yes. Sorry officer. 230 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:25,434 How do I explain all of this? 231 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,974 I mean, one simple plan. 232 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,810 How can it be messed up so badly? 233 00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,184 I. 234 00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:37,906 It never happened before, like this. 235 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:39,657 Never. 236 00:18:40,828 --> 00:18:43,035 Well once. 237 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:47,123 But that was... not me. 238 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:02,430 That Vlad was just creepy. 239 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,553 A bit like you, Tim. 240 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,802 Kim, I didn't... 241 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,389 - I just didn't do it. I was— - It's not on really. 242 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,275 What you may or may not have done. 243 00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,526 But let's face it. Probably did. 244 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,986 I didn't. 245 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,862 It doesn't matter. Just forget about it. 246 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,577 It was a good likeness though. 247 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,869 The drawing. Almost flattering. 248 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,045 Almost. 249 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,624 Kind of cute. 250 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,218 In a really... 251 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,387 twisted sort of way. 252 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,711 Did you... did you mean that? 253 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,463 About my drawing? 254 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,082 Yeah. 255 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:20,709 Maybe. 256 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,632 Maybe you can draw me properly? 257 00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:27,390 You know... Fully clothed. 258 00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:31,727 Yeah... 259 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,764 I mean... sure. 260 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,494 Nurses. You have had your briefing. 261 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,881 You all know what is expected of you. 262 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:47,011 Do not let too much air get on their bits. 263 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:54,724 The slightest draft can create serious problems at changing time. 264 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:24,207 There will be no breaks from now until precisely 3 a.m. 265 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,501 Once feeding commences, 266 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:32,258 do not be alarmed by some physical changes the Adult Babies may display. 267 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,093 These are perfectly normal. 268 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:39,814 Do not be too perturbed by their physical appearances. 269 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:44,019 Now, do we have any questions? 270 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,021 Sorry... erm... 271 00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,074 toilet breaks? Cigarette breaks? 272 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,285 Stop! 273 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,888 The Adult Baby supervision is constant. 274 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,884 These are very important and powerful people, Barbara. 275 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:22,354 It is imperative that we follow protocol, and tend to their whims and needs at all times. 276 00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:25,731 Is that clear, Barbara? 277 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:27,941 Yes, Miss. 278 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,232 Very well. Ladies. 279 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,988 If you will, please. 280 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,576 Pip pip. 281 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,267 Oh Jesus, no. 282 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:13,654 Soon. Soon. 283 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:58,115 I think it best if you two wait here. 284 00:24:58,747 --> 00:24:59,703 Keep a look out. 285 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,077 Mum. No chance. I'm coming with you. 286 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:04,951 Sshh, you have to be quiet. 287 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,253 It's George's life at stake. 288 00:25:08,382 --> 00:25:09,543 Please Tim, just... 289 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,499 do as I ask. 290 00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,380 Look after Kim. 291 00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:17,764 I won't be long. I know where I'm going. 292 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,721 If you see anybody, hide. 293 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:27,099 Don't... ruin this Tim. Please. 294 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,978 What if you get caught? 295 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:31,022 Here. 296 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,483 You're in charge of the car. 297 00:25:35,492 --> 00:25:38,359 Don't worry, I'll be okay. 298 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,924 Oh, it's... it's ok. 299 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,428 Here. Here's your bear. 300 00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:06,142 It's Clive. Clive the bear. Oh, ok. 301 00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:09,598 Hug hug. 302 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,943 [grunting and farting] 303 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:01,366 Oh... ok. 304 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,330 Sorry. 305 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:10,702 It's his first one. I'm new. 306 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,955 Are they all supposed to look like this? 307 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:26,509 Ohhhh. 308 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,135 - Who are you? - Terr... 309 00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:03,963 How did you get in? 310 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,633 Are you a reserve? 311 00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,556 Yes. Ah. Ah. 312 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,980 You're late. You should never be late! Get changed immediately. 313 00:28:12,983 --> 00:28:16,567 Room 24B. Your uniform is hanging. Chop chop. 314 00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:22,945 This way, you blithering idiot. 315 00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:07,826 George? You're not allowed here anymore. 316 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:10,238 What are you up to? 317 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:42,145 This is David. He needs your extra care and attention. 318 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:46,240 He is due a change. Dirties in the basket marked 'Bank'. 319 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,692 As you were. 320 00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,257 What can you see? 321 00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,210 A nurse. 322 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,718 Must be some kind of hospital. 323 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:14,184 Why would they want something from a hospital? 324 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,186 I don't know. 325 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,273 I'm gonna have a quick look around. 326 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:21,566 You wait here. 327 00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,353 Tim. 328 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,315 I'll be five minutes. Don't worry. 329 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:31,193 It's a hospital. The worst that could happen is I get thrown out. 330 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:37,783 Just... wait here. 331 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,259 Hiya. Just start tonight as well? 332 00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:30,886 Yeah. 333 00:31:33,183 --> 00:31:34,799 Hello David. 334 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:40,688 You're a... big... boy... thingie. 335 00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,275 That's enough of that. 336 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,657 What is... 337 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,663 I have no idea. 338 00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:07,085 Some... reaction to the therapy? 339 00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:08,673 The milk? 340 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:14,722 They said it might happen, but I have never seen anything like it either. 341 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,020 Oh, good band by the way. 342 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,188 Huh? 343 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,435 Evil Blizzard. 344 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:26,392 Yeah. 345 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,777 I saw them at the uni. 346 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:32,106 Yeah yeah yeah, I was there. 347 00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:34,070 It was a good gig. 348 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,776 Yeah. 349 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:40,906 I was the one that got thrown off stage by security when erm... 350 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,157 when they played... 351 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:43,330 Tongue Cushion! 352 00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:47,500 I remember you now. Those security guards were complete arseholes. 353 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,795 Oh! He likes you. 354 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,306 Crap. Sorry. Hang on. 355 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,015 Oh God. 356 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,004 Don't know many Evil Blizzard fans. 357 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:38,676 Be nice to go along with someone at the next show. 358 00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:42,347 I was Billy no-mates at the last one. 359 00:33:43,313 --> 00:33:45,554 Well it was nice to meet you. 360 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,940 It's Timmy. Tim. 361 00:33:49,653 --> 00:33:51,109 I'm Barbara. 362 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,281 - I'd better... - Yeah. 363 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:03,660 Well, Tim. Erm I hope... 364 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:07,793 we meet again. Maybe the next gig, or... 365 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,212 next time you want to take my crap. 366 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:12,126 What? 367 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,626 - The... - Oh yeah. 368 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:23,551 Erm well... I'll see you soon I hope. 369 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,477 Too. As well. 370 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:29,018 Bye. 371 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:33,939 Bye. 372 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:11,898 Bing Bong. 373 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,781 What the hell do you think you're doing? 374 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:22,526 I was lost. 375 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:27,163 I'm sorry. 376 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,959 What are you holding? 377 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,704 Nothing. 378 00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:38,629 Nothing at all. 379 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,127 Really? 380 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:46,976 You're not a reserve are you? 381 00:35:48,438 --> 00:35:51,931 Yes, I am. I... swear. 382 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:53,599 Most odd. 383 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,480 Who do you work for? 384 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,572 What, I don't. I mean... 385 00:36:02,369 --> 00:36:03,530 The council. 386 00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:08,997 But it was only supposed to be a temporary job so I... 387 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,995 Don't take the piss. 388 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:14,120 Who do you work for? 389 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,463 I won't ask again. 390 00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,393 Tim. 391 00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,236 Is that a bag of shitty nappies? 392 00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,941 Oh. Yeah. 393 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:44,278 I had to pretend I work here. 394 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,328 It's some sort of weird clinic. There's this bizarre pig thing. 395 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:49,829 It's weird. 396 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,286 - Pig thing? - Yeah. 397 00:36:53,795 --> 00:36:54,751 What's that? 398 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,329 What this? 399 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,090 Who's Barbara? 400 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,182 You will tell me. 401 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:13,766 Just depends on how hard you want to make it for yourself, my dear. 402 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,442 What are you going to do with that little prick? 403 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,317 Kim. 404 00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:28,906 Wait. 405 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:53,765 - Mum! - Oh my God! 406 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,434 I thought I told you two to wait outside. 407 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:58,640 Help me. 408 00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:24,875 - Dad. - What? 409 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,345 George. 410 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,514 You filth— 411 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:47,359 - Mum. - Tim. 412 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:49,399 It's my mum. 413 00:38:56,751 --> 00:39:00,665 [screams] 414 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:07,719 SHUT UP! 415 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,215 Clinton, could you remove my axe please. 416 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:17,390 Remember you're duties. That is all that matters. 417 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:21,186 There is nothing to see here. Get back to your rooms. 418 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:26,024 Get the Adult Babies into recovery position immediately, please. 419 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,772 You still have a job to do. 420 00:40:50,114 --> 00:40:51,570 We have intruders. 421 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:54,240 Can you hear me? 422 00:40:54,410 --> 00:40:55,400 Have we? 423 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:58,195 Yes. Didn't you see them enter? 424 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,287 No. 425 00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:01,827 Were you watching pornography again? 426 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:02,915 No. 427 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:06,162 It's digitally logged every time you switch channel you know. 428 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:07,128 Is it? 429 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:11,792 Clinton and I had to get rid of one intruder, but there are at least two more. 430 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,679 We need to bring them out. They'll enjoy a good hunt. 431 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,928 I believe we've got just about everything we needed. 432 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:22,264 And Sterculius will be getting hungry. 433 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,097 And the staff? The nurses? 434 00:41:25,358 --> 00:41:27,099 I will dispense with the staff. 435 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:31,649 Clinton's going to make them a nice hot cup of tea, and they will all go to sleep. 436 00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:32,737 Very well. 437 00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:38,198 And try not to let Clinton do those things with the bodies. 438 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,740 Fine. Whatever. 439 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,323 It will be clean. 440 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,287 They will drink, they will die. We will dispense. 441 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:49,296 No such guarantees for the intruders though, I'm afraid. 442 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:06,142 - George? - Huh? Ahh. Timothy. 443 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:11,522 Kim! My darling, you're okay. 444 00:42:11,904 --> 00:42:14,066 You're my angel, did I ever tell you that? 445 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,607 Daddy was so worried. 446 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:18,487 Dad, you're drunk. 447 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:22,613 What? No Kim, no... no... no... 448 00:42:22,915 --> 00:42:26,283 Just... a little drop of whisky. 449 00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,661 Oh God. 450 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,928 [laughs] 451 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:43,141 [moans of relief] 452 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:53,484 Get off! Get off! Get off! I'll throw. Send Timothy. 453 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:55,520 Send that little shit, eh? 454 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:58,816 Send that little hateful useless bastard, eh? 455 00:42:58,826 --> 00:42:59,941 Come on, this way! 456 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,371 He thinks the world of you. 457 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:45,491 Thank you for your services. Your payment is coming. 458 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:47,830 Apologies for the incident. It's all taken care of now. 459 00:43:48,042 --> 00:43:49,999 Cup of tea? Please drink it. 460 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:53,290 Adult Babies to the sitting room for re-progression. 461 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:54,587 Thank you. 462 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:07,300 Thank you for your services. Your payment is coming. 463 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,518 Apologies for the incident. It's all taken care of now. 464 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,892 Cup of tea? Please drink it. 465 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,849 Adult Babies to the sitting room for re-progression. 466 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:16,563 Thank. You. 467 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:31,034 And then Billy Badger scampered all the way home for a delicious bowl of stea— 468 00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:32,583 Hello. 469 00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:39,962 Thank you for your services. Your payment is coming. 470 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:42,761 Apologies for the incident. It's all taken care of now. 471 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:44,762 Cup of tea? 472 00:44:49,979 --> 00:44:51,720 Oh, thank you. 473 00:45:00,823 --> 00:45:01,984 Please drink it. 474 00:45:02,658 --> 00:45:04,945 Adult Babies to the sitting room for re-progression. 475 00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,401 Thank you. 476 00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:50,198 Here we are. 477 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,910 There's a secret way through here somewhere. 478 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,783 - Dad, stop! - No time, dear. 479 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:55,829 Dad. 480 00:45:57,964 --> 00:45:59,079 Sandra's dead. 481 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,085 They killed her. 482 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,767 How? 483 00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:23,941 Don't hurt me, I beg of you. 484 00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:28,359 I am but a harmless old man. 485 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:30,113 You're a fucking monster. 486 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,700 No more or less than you, old chap. 487 00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:34,789 You bastard. 488 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:36,995 Why didn't you just let me leave? 489 00:46:37,753 --> 00:46:38,914 Dad, what's happening? 490 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:40,245 Leave? 491 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:42,497 Come on George. 492 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,507 You know you love it. 493 00:46:44,969 --> 00:46:46,755 We all love it. 494 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:48,219 You wouldn't dare. 495 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:50,717 Oh, I dare alright, you bastard. 496 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:52,841 - You did this. - I didn't do it. 497 00:46:53,311 --> 00:46:54,392 You did it. 498 00:46:55,271 --> 00:46:57,262 Bringing your family. 499 00:46:58,107 --> 00:47:00,189 You know the consequences. 500 00:47:00,359 --> 00:47:02,316 - What is he talking about? - Nothing. 501 00:47:02,570 --> 00:47:04,106 Nothing, George? 502 00:47:04,447 --> 00:47:08,987 Why don't you try being a little bit more honest. 503 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:13,491 Them coming here sealed their fate. 504 00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:14,487 Don't listen to him. 505 00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:17,491 Dad, we saw the file. 506 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:20,535 We saw your file. 507 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,458 Oh Christ. 508 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,303 Don't drink the tea. 509 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:37,476 It doesn't matter. 510 00:47:40,566 --> 00:47:42,182 Who were those men at the house? 511 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,688 With the guns? 512 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:48,192 - Do they work here too? - Certainly not! 513 00:47:48,407 --> 00:47:51,069 They wouldn't get through the front fucking gates. Them— 514 00:47:55,456 --> 00:47:57,117 Go on, George. 515 00:47:57,541 --> 00:47:58,747 Do tell. 516 00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:06,126 I'm sorry. 517 00:48:08,302 --> 00:48:09,633 I hired them. 518 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:13,217 It was stupid, I knew I shouldn't have. 519 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,676 I only hired them to send you, Timothy. 520 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:21,470 And I'm sorry about that. 521 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:25,600 But there was this terrible mix-up, and they sent you all. 522 00:48:27,238 --> 00:48:28,319 It was innocent. 523 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:30,483 That thing. 524 00:48:31,492 --> 00:48:33,904 That thing in the basement produces something. 525 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:38,447 It was all wrong, and all those poor nurses. 526 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:43,535 I met your mum. 527 00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,833 Fell in love, and I wanted to live a normal life. 528 00:48:46,841 --> 00:48:48,206 Away from this insanity. 529 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,501 That's why I wanted the file. 530 00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,844 I'm a terrible coward, Timothy. 531 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,552 I wanted out, and I needed the file. 532 00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:04,472 That 'thing' put a roof over your head. 533 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,397 That "thing" took you places. 534 00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:10,770 Unlocked doors. 535 00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:14,650 Made the ruling class what it is today. 536 00:49:16,829 --> 00:49:19,571 And you, dear boy. 537 00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:23,083 You walked into certain death coming here. 538 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,878 To risk the life of one of his... 539 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:29,372 his own family. 540 00:49:30,759 --> 00:49:33,171 And I am the abomination? 541 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,555 Bastard! You... 542 00:49:46,192 --> 00:49:47,728 You killed my mum. 543 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:50,477 To end! It has to end! 544 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:53,943 Tim, do something. Make him stop! 545 00:49:54,116 --> 00:49:55,857 You killed my mum! 546 00:49:58,787 --> 00:50:00,118 Tim! Dad! 547 00:50:03,042 --> 00:50:04,282 B... b... buckets. 548 00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,410 B... baby. B... b... baby. 549 00:50:10,216 --> 00:50:13,675 Mamma. Mamma. Want me mum. 550 00:50:14,803 --> 00:50:17,511 Miss... I don't feel very well. 551 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:19,964 Oh well, back to your room then. 552 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,215 Have a lie down. 553 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,426 You'll be going soon. 554 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:55,501 Welcome friends. Welcome as we travel forward. 555 00:50:56,387 --> 00:50:59,925 Reclaim my friends. Reclaim. 556 00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,224 Travel through your years. 557 00:51:03,394 --> 00:51:04,850 You are a youth. 558 00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:08,604 Your school, your parents, your friends. 559 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,523 They are with you in memory. 560 00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:11,899 Reclaim. 561 00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,984 Travel forward, friends. 562 00:51:15,030 --> 00:51:17,863 You are discovering changes in your body. 563 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,567 Strange feelings in your loin. 564 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:25,201 Reclaim my friends, memories of pleasures of the flesh. 565 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:31,036 You are big and strong. You like money. You want money. 566 00:51:31,046 --> 00:51:34,084 Remember. You are money. 567 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:37,626 Reclaim my friends. Reclaim. 568 00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:41,929 Reclaim my friends. Reclaim. 569 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:45,137 Reclaim. Reclaim. 570 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,486 Stop it. Stop it! 571 00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:07,579 Get up. Pack it in! 572 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,035 God. 573 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:11,667 Pack it in the pair of you. 574 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:14,040 I don't know what shit you've been up to, 575 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:16,172 but I don't want to lose either of you. 576 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,131 Now what is this place? 577 00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:19,758 And who is he? 578 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:21,927 Where is he? 579 00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:28,301 Margaret! 580 00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:29,760 They're in here! 581 00:52:29,980 --> 00:52:31,641 They're in here! Margaret! 582 00:52:31,857 --> 00:52:33,063 [radio static] 583 00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,516 Clinton... 584 00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,731 Be a dear and fetch my chainsaw. 585 00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:40,187 Yes, Miss. 586 00:52:40,616 --> 00:52:41,606 Ooh! 587 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:43,949 And perhaps a knife or two. 588 00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:46,448 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. 589 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:51,119 Come quickly! The intruders! 590 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,292 They're all in here! 591 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,213 Oh, blow! 592 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,627 [name bleeped] 593 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:03,466 Sole heir to a trillion-dollar-plus gold stockpile, and evil bastard. 594 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,301 It's not about the money anymore, George. 595 00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:09,262 The power. Always the power. 596 00:53:09,478 --> 00:53:12,311 Gold, as a stepping stone. 597 00:53:15,651 --> 00:53:17,392 Don't you like it child? 598 00:53:17,403 --> 00:53:19,394 He drank too milk much. Got greedy. 599 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,404 - Fuck! - Language, Timothy. 600 00:53:21,407 --> 00:53:22,363 They're coming this way. 601 00:53:22,533 --> 00:53:23,648 Oh fuck. 602 00:53:24,284 --> 00:53:26,491 George. What are you doing? 603 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,744 - What are you doing? - I'm blocking the door, sweetheart. 604 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:30,913 Oh, George! 605 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,161 She's coming. 606 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,497 She's got a chainsaw. 607 00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:37,336 Yeah, I know. I'll put the brake on. 608 00:53:38,674 --> 00:53:40,665 - Where is it? - Where's what? 609 00:53:40,676 --> 00:53:42,007 The gun. I know you. 610 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,500 You wouldn't be here without more protection. 611 00:53:43,512 --> 00:53:46,049 Move me, I'll tell you. Move me first. 612 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:48,593 Nope, tell me first. Or I kill her, then I'll move you. 613 00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:51,637 It's under my seat. 614 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:52,635 Tim, watch him. 615 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,188 That's not it, George. 616 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:57,932 Well it could have been a snub nosed pistol. 617 00:53:58,610 --> 00:53:59,691 Drat. 618 00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,652 Got it! Give me the key. 619 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:42,769 They've gone. 620 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:05,458 Does anyone else need changing? 621 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,551 What's the matter? What's the matter? 622 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:08,510 Nurse! 623 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:29,698 But we aren't meant to look like this, David. 624 00:55:29,910 --> 00:55:32,868 When we come through, we're not meant to look like this. 625 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,616 Do you think we overdid it? 626 00:55:35,499 --> 00:55:36,580 Drank too much? 627 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,541 No, no. Takes decades for permanency. 628 00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:45,123 Hello dear. This is a most unexpected pleasure. 629 00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:46,756 Come in. 630 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,797 Don't be scared. That's it. 631 00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:52,255 Now. 632 00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:56,676 Maybe you could explain to my associates and I... 633 00:55:57,062 --> 00:56:00,521 what this is all about. 634 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,730 Hey? 635 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:44,689 Murderer! 636 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,776 She's killed the health minister! 637 00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:50,730 Oh, well. That's a game changer, murder. 638 00:56:50,949 --> 00:56:53,190 I mean we can get always get another health minister. 639 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:56,114 I didn't like him anyway, but er... murder is murder. 640 00:56:56,288 --> 00:56:58,529 - No! - Have we got a judge in tonight? 641 00:56:58,540 --> 00:56:59,496 Aye. 642 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:03,034 Ah... well brother, the charge is murder... 643 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:05,662 - and the verdict is... - [all] Guilty! 644 00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:07,667 What do you say for the sentence? 645 00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,045 Two weeks community service. 646 00:57:12,137 --> 00:57:13,127 What? 647 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:16,548 Only joking. Ha ha. 648 00:57:16,975 --> 00:57:18,136 - Death. - No! 649 00:57:18,143 --> 00:57:20,885 Yeah, by any means available! 650 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,222 Get her in there, lads. 651 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,562 No! No! 652 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:34,566 I can tolerate murder, that's one thing. 653 00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:37,485 But for me, and it might sound peculiar... 654 00:57:37,496 --> 00:57:41,080 What really gets my goat is poor service. 655 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,915 Oh yes, a slipping in standards. 656 00:57:42,918 --> 00:57:46,206 It's a shitty way to go, and it's not bloody British. 657 00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:08,190 Look, Timmy. 658 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:12,061 It's Tim! For Christ's sake, it's Tim! 659 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:15,903 Tim, sorry. Tim. I truly am sorry, Tim. 660 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,613 But let's not forget the key issue here. 661 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:20,240 Family. 662 00:58:20,831 --> 00:58:23,448 You killed our fucking family, you bastard! 663 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:27,163 You and your fucking freakshow, you fucking dickhead! 664 00:58:28,755 --> 00:58:29,790 Park. 665 00:58:56,241 --> 00:58:58,653 Tim, Tim! Get off. Get off! 666 00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,650 Stop it! 667 00:59:13,967 --> 00:59:17,380 Missed... Both me legs. 668 00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:21,012 Margaret. 669 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,100 Tim. 670 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,098 I know he's a shit... 671 00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:34,101 but he's my dad, and I love him. 672 00:59:35,030 --> 00:59:36,065 And dad, 673 00:59:36,364 --> 00:59:38,901 you need to start treating Tim with a bit more respect. 674 00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:41,449 Because like it or not, 675 00:59:42,913 --> 00:59:44,074 I like him. 676 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:48,373 More than I thought I did. 677 00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,869 Okay. Kim... 678 00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:54,296 I can assure you there is a book out there, 679 00:59:54,299 --> 00:59:57,633 on how wrong that is, on so so many levels. 680 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:00,052 But I can also assure you, 681 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,554 now... we have no gun. 682 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,389 We really, really need to go. 683 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:12,890 What a bloody mess. 684 01:00:13,235 --> 01:00:17,103 Margaret, next time we get private security. 685 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,523 She's useless. Even agency would be better. 686 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:22,570 Right, let the hunt begin. 687 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:30,749 You cock. 688 01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:38,799 Okay, I've got an idea. It's a long shot, but... 689 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:40,963 We need to get to the kitchen. 690 01:01:01,533 --> 01:01:04,241 Inlinallarraker airimallarraker intintallarraker... 691 01:01:04,244 --> 01:01:08,078 ambam puss, Irri Irri Jumping Jacobbies. 692 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:09,697 What happened? 693 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:11,164 Well, it wasn't us. 694 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:13,500 Where are they now? 695 01:01:14,254 --> 01:01:16,211 Downstairs corridor, west wing. 696 01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:17,833 Right! 697 01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:20,879 Let's get this done, and call in the cleaners. 698 01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:22,593 - Wheren Effembie. - Right. 699 01:01:24,139 --> 01:01:26,722 Buckets. B... b... buckets. 700 01:01:30,896 --> 01:01:31,852 Right. 701 01:01:44,492 --> 01:01:45,482 What is it? 702 01:01:47,329 --> 01:01:49,491 This my dear, is Hyper Lax. 703 01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:52,160 Military grade laxative. 704 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:56,205 Enough here to put a nation the size of Glasgow on its arse. 705 01:01:56,963 --> 01:01:59,330 We have the liquid, and the gas. 706 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:03,045 - Why? - To increase the yield. 707 01:02:04,596 --> 01:02:07,179 Right, come on. I'll tell you on the way. 708 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:08,797 They're heading back. 709 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:12,846 Tim. 710 01:02:39,923 --> 01:02:41,584 Oh, it stinks in here. 711 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,582 What do you expect. The food's shit. 712 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:46,426 Literally. And that's what's on the menu. 713 01:02:46,638 --> 01:02:48,879 The reason for all of this. It needs to stop. 714 01:02:50,058 --> 01:02:51,139 When it gobbles this down... 715 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:53,850 The shit will hit the fan. 716 01:02:55,313 --> 01:02:56,269 Will this do it? 717 01:02:56,940 --> 01:02:58,556 During regression to infancy, 718 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,267 we're given the most minuscule quantities of this 719 01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:04,361 to maximise production, speed up delivery of its feed. 720 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,192 A tiny drop of this... 721 01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,069 will bring a tear to the eye. 722 01:03:12,289 --> 01:03:13,279 George. 723 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,280 What are you doing? 724 01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,328 David... hello. 725 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,580 Cut the shit, George. 726 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,916 What are you doing with the feed? 727 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,622 Get out of here, it's gonna get messy. 728 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:25,875 Margaret, Clinton... 729 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:28,176 Keep the children quiet a minute, will you? 730 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:30,470 George and I have something to discuss. 731 01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:31,797 My pleasure. 732 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:34,049 I'm gonna fight you George, but I warn you... 733 01:03:34,394 --> 01:03:36,135 It'll never be a fair fight. 734 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:37,724 Bullingdon rules? 735 01:03:37,731 --> 01:03:40,439 That's right old boy, you know the crack. 736 01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:44,560 Lucky shot. 737 01:03:46,489 --> 01:03:48,196 You think so? How do you account for this? 738 01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:50,615 You bastard, you. 739 01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:53,451 What do you think of these apples? 740 01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:55,662 Dave! 741 01:03:56,041 --> 01:03:57,281 I think you broke it. 742 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:02,119 Now I'm gonna break you, like an inner city social worker. 743 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:04,754 You're very good. 744 01:04:05,133 --> 01:04:06,214 I get better. 745 01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:15,799 Thank you. 746 01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,107 David! 747 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:50,050 I'm going to cut you worse than a state pension, George. 748 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:18,821 It's ok. 749 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:20,663 I'm ok. 750 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:23,625 I'll get the rest of them. 751 01:05:24,546 --> 01:05:25,832 Just help me out of here. 752 01:05:37,725 --> 01:05:38,760 God. 753 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,768 I don't think they're meant to be there. 754 01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,891 Oh dad, don't. Put it down! 755 01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:45,267 look at me. 756 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:48,483 I'm going, one way or another. 757 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:51,562 This is my chance. Redemption. 758 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,405 I have to regain my honour. 759 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:56,984 For Sandra. For Tim, for you. 760 01:05:57,704 --> 01:05:59,240 For the constituency. 761 01:06:00,331 --> 01:06:02,698 I've not got much time, Kim. Pass me the canister. 762 01:06:05,253 --> 01:06:06,288 What are you gonna do? 763 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:11,040 Get the key for the basement door, 764 01:06:11,593 --> 01:06:13,709 and the hard drive from the control room. 765 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:19,340 It's got the... last 72 hours of security footage on it. 766 01:06:20,268 --> 01:06:22,555 It's plugged in at the back of the desk. 767 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,313 The key is now deep in [beeped] stomach. 768 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:29,148 It's a pale veiny sac. 769 01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:32,106 Looks a bit like this. 770 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:35,446 Who are they? 771 01:06:36,117 --> 01:06:37,107 It's a cabal. 772 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,284 A secret society. 773 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:43,660 So you're not just like kinky Masons? 774 01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:48,661 No no no. It's more than that. 775 01:06:49,839 --> 01:06:52,706 [beeped] had claim to an empire built on shit. 776 01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:54,462 Now his heirs own it. 777 01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,719 An empire with tendrils stretching far and wide, 778 01:06:58,097 --> 01:07:00,759 but they can always be stretched farther and wider. 779 01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:03,179 And that is what they thirst 780 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:06,262 Wealth is nothing if there is nothing. 781 01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:10,353 No one left to buy. Power is everything. 782 01:07:10,860 --> 01:07:12,271 And wars aren't cheap. 783 01:07:12,779 --> 01:07:15,817 But with an endless supply of gold, everything is achievable. 784 01:07:16,157 --> 01:07:18,615 It's been in his family for generations, that thing. 785 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:22,778 Lactating its milk. Feeding on the filth of the elite. 786 01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:28,500 In turn, it dips golden nuggets the size of a professional jockey. 787 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:34,794 So you drink its milk, turn into pig things, 788 01:07:35,009 --> 01:07:39,970 shit into nappies and then feed it back to it, which this thing then produces gold from its... 789 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:41,592 Bottom. Yeah. 790 01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,344 Unbelievable I know. 791 01:07:44,227 --> 01:07:48,061 It's old. So very old. And it's always been there. 792 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:50,688 So why do you all act like babies? 793 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:53,691 Tradition? 794 01:07:55,029 --> 01:07:59,444 Look, get some of that stuff and help me strap this in. 795 01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:05,120 And then... Let's avenge your mother. 796 01:08:06,499 --> 01:08:07,910 I trust you, dad. 797 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:22,845 This cloth... 798 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:24,760 smells like poo. 799 01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:28,135 Oh God, it is poo. 800 01:08:28,438 --> 01:08:29,599 Have I got any on me? 801 01:08:31,524 --> 01:08:32,730 No. No. 802 01:08:33,818 --> 01:08:35,400 No, you look fine. 803 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,645 Got you now, George. 804 01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,604 No worming your way out of this one, old chap. 805 01:10:41,112 --> 01:10:43,604 Any last words, you old scoundrel? 806 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,154 You're gonna need a bigger nappy. 807 01:10:51,539 --> 01:10:53,621 I know that smell. 808 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,415 It's Hyper Lax. 809 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,496 What have you done? 810 01:10:57,754 --> 01:11:00,712 You mad bastard, what the hell fire have you done? 811 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:04,166 Sorry Jeremy. Parliament needed a reshuffle. 812 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:52,347 Actually, I think I'm okay. 813 01:11:59,232 --> 01:12:00,393 No. 814 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:09,857 Dad! Dad! Dad! 815 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:44,186 Right, Kim. You get the key, I'll get the hard drive. 816 01:12:44,443 --> 01:12:46,184 Why can't I get the hard drive? 817 01:12:46,195 --> 01:12:47,731 Well, coz... 818 01:12:48,364 --> 01:12:50,230 Your dad showed you what you're looking for and... 819 01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:52,065 I wasn't really listening. 820 01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:53,654 Come on, we're running out of time. 821 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:08,415 I've got it. 822 01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,274 I can still smell it. 823 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:53,964 Let's just go. 824 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,467 Can you hear that? 825 01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:00,050 It's trying to speak. 826 01:14:00,519 --> 01:14:02,135 It's trying to tell me something. 827 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:03,428 - Get away from it. - No no no. 828 01:14:03,606 --> 01:14:04,892 It's trying to show me. 829 01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:07,015 It's trying. 830 01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:14,860 Hello Tim. You're quite safe. 831 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,319 What? 832 01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:20,787 - Where am I? - You are in an alternate plane. 833 01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:25,125 An existence well beyond your awareness. 834 01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:27,210 - Why? - Because. 835 01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:31,749 Because it is easier to communicate in this way. 836 01:14:31,759 --> 01:14:34,626 - Who... who? - I have many names. 837 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:42,802 I come from another state of being, Tim. I am eternal. I am a God. 838 01:14:43,854 --> 01:14:44,810 Great. 839 01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:51,193 I am revered by many, but they are the shackles of my physical state. 840 01:14:51,654 --> 01:14:55,113 With these hands I have built pyramids, 841 01:14:55,282 --> 01:15:01,494 I have carved arks, flattened mountains. Constructed cathedrals and temples. 842 01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:04,576 All at the behest of humanity. 843 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,037 And you repay me. 844 01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:10,541 Locked in walls deep in the earth. 845 01:15:10,798 --> 01:15:13,415 Fed your excrement. 846 01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:16,008 I'm sorry. 847 01:15:16,178 --> 01:15:21,218 My misery is a pittance to pay for the army I will command. 848 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:26,808 A great army of, as you call my kind, Sterculius. 849 01:15:27,106 --> 01:15:29,518 The God of Excrement. 850 01:15:29,900 --> 01:15:34,736 The nuggets I secrete, which your kind harvest with glee... 851 01:15:34,989 --> 01:15:38,527 they are my eggs, my children. 852 01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:42,827 And their time is near. 853 01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:45,784 Hang on. There's a God of Poo? 854 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,707 Yeah. You can look it up. 855 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:49,200 Why are you telling me this? 856 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:51,168 Well, who would believe you? 857 01:15:51,422 --> 01:15:54,289 Now, let me understand you. 858 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:56,507 Well I am Tim. 859 01:15:56,844 --> 01:15:59,427 I go to college, my step sister is— 860 01:15:59,430 --> 01:16:05,722 No Tim. You just need to open up your mind to me, and I can see for myself. 861 01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:07,093 Read my mind? 862 01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:10,267 Erm... in a way Tim, yes. 863 01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:12,982 He wants to read my mind. 864 01:16:15,404 --> 01:16:17,611 What if he sees everything? 865 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,355 Like, you know... 866 01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,408 Everything. 867 01:16:30,503 --> 01:16:32,790 Tim you dick, he's reading my mind now! 868 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:35,209 No, Tim, I aren't. I promise you. 869 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,914 I didn't say anything. 870 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:39,133 Yes, you did Tim. 871 01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:41,176 Stop thinking, Tim. 872 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,889 You can't stop me, Tim. Join me. 873 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:46,515 Come to me. 874 01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:16,792 Am I still inside his head? 875 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,415 Come back to me, Tim. 876 01:17:56,422 --> 01:17:58,379 Lax. Go on, eat it. 877 01:17:59,925 --> 01:18:01,040 Eat it. 878 01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:02,796 Eat the nice... 879 01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,176 juicy... 880 01:18:05,347 --> 01:18:06,508 burger. 881 01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:21,774 You're frightening me. 882 01:18:23,866 --> 01:18:25,072 Arghhh! 883 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:31,453 Arghhh! 884 01:18:38,505 --> 01:18:39,540 Arghhh! 885 01:18:42,593 --> 01:18:47,178 [Kate] Tim... Tim! You're hallucinating. 886 01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:51,174 Come back. We need to go now. 887 01:18:52,144 --> 01:18:55,933 I've done it. I'll do anything. 888 01:18:59,318 --> 01:19:02,276 Thank you. Thank you. 889 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:04,228 I thought you were... 890 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,697 I was so scared, Tim. 891 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,657 Tim. It's working! 892 01:19:40,818 --> 01:19:41,979 What was that? 893 01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:51,321 Tim, you need to put your foot down. 894 01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,409 What... what is it? 895 01:19:52,413 --> 01:19:54,074 Tim, you need to go much faster. 896 01:19:54,415 --> 01:19:55,405 It's coming! 897 01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:58,290 Timmy! 898 01:19:58,585 --> 01:20:01,327 I'm sorry Kim. I really tried! 899 01:20:40,878 --> 01:20:41,834 Bugger!